Step right up!
Come get your applications to be my new best guy friend!
That's right a new best guy friend because my old one grew tired of me (or so I think).
Do you have hands?
Do you have feet?
Does your heart beat?
Do you have a car?
Then apply for Coffee Beans new best guy friend position!
It will be a challenge, but will you be the one to win? apply and find out!
Requirements for applying to the best guy friend position:
-You must know how to be silly without trying.
-Good looks are a plus, but if your not good looking that's fine too.
- Must give me good massages! (though the old one never gave me one...).
- Must have a hamster named Carl (or a pet named Carl...pet rocks count).
-Must have a car.
-experience with girls and barracudas is a plus.
-should know how to draw crappy stick figures.
The benefits of being my best guy friend:
1. I help you with your social life.
2. I'm loyal
3. I can teach you how to draw a crappy looking Godzilla
4. I bake cookies and brownies (I also make a lot of Italian foods)
5. I step in as a girlfriend when trying to make someone jealous.
6. You don't have to carry an inflatable doll around.
7. I have a big purse that can be filled with left over buffet food.
8. I have lady friends.
Click here to fill in the application. Once you are done answering, enter your application on the comments area of this post.
Hanny the Coffee Bean
Note: If you win, I will draw something so crapingly amazing that it will resemble an award to put on your site :D
Saturday, November 13, 2010
Step right up!