Will You Be The One?

Step right up!

Come get your applications to be my new best guy friend!

That's right a new best guy friend because my old one grew tired of me (or so I think).

Do you have hands?

Do you have feet?

Does your heart beat?

Do you have a car?

Then apply for Coffee Beans new best guy friend position!

It will be a challenge, but will you be the one to win? apply and find out!

Requirements for applying to the best guy friend position:

-You must know how to be silly without trying.
-Good looks are a plus, but if your not good looking that's fine too.
- Must give me good massages! (though the old one never gave me one...).
- Must have a hamster named Carl (or a pet named Carl...pet rocks count).
-Must have a car.
-experience with girls and barracudas is a plus.
-should know how to draw crappy stick figures.

The benefits of being my best guy friend:

1. I help you with your social life.
2. I'm loyal
3. I can teach you how to draw a crappy looking Godzilla
4. I bake cookies and brownies (I also make a lot of Italian foods)
5. I step in as a girlfriend when trying to make someone jealous.
6. You don't have to carry an inflatable doll around.
7. I have a big purse that can be filled with left over buffet food.
8. I have lady friends.

Click here to fill in the application. Once you are done answering, enter your application on the comments area of this post.

Thanks!

Hanny the Coffee Bean

Note: If you win, I will draw something so crapingly amazing that it will resemble an award to put on your site :D