Thursday, September 30, 2010

To My Annoyance...

The screaming lady from the commercial still keeps coming up on tv every 5 seconds.



My supposed "best" guy friend keeps being hot and cold with me.

My ex-boyfriend appears every now and then making it nearly impossible to forget his betrayal.

Lovebugs seem to enjoy having sex on my head.

I want to go to an event, but I hate that I always go alone.

I feel like crying over the stupid men in my life (and I'm single).

One of my roommates criticizes my cooking and I want to bitch slap her sometimes.

Someone once said that they liked me and there is no effort on their part to show that.

Someone said they missed me, but STILL does not make an effort to see me.

I'm getting worked up over trash. Lo que no sirve se bota (Translation: what is not of use, you throw it away).

I look pretty for nothing.

I miss French Bean, but she will not get Internet until she is fully settled in.

I get hit on by desperate fools.

I feel like killing every lovebug and if not torturing works. It's always fun to see them clinging unto my car for dear life.

I keep counting calories and working out and I STILL do not see any results.

I want to be famous, but my writing is still amateur.

I had a guy feed me a fake story of his break-up with his girlfriend, all so he can get into my pants.

I woke up at 7:30am and I had nothing to do.

People still make signs with misspellings.

My lady best friends make better "boyfriends" than all the real boyfriends I've ever had.

I do not want to be friends with benefits, but I am an addict to it.

I end up getting hurt in friends with benefits.

There is a thread coming out of my top and I have no scissors to cut it off.

This post has no drawn pictures by me.

This post contains a video of the very thing that annoys the hell out of me. fml.

Hanny the coffee bean

(note: the video of the crazy lady is not mine)

13 comments:

  1. Hanny <> coming your way! We have two really annoying ads just now, one for "Go Compare" price comparison site and one for "We buy any car", guess what they do. Both are companies I will never use because of the adverts.

    Men! It took me about 2 years to get over a guy I was with for 8 years. I don't know why it took so long but I think it was because he had messed with my already messed up head so much that there was a lot if insecurity. One thing that I learned more recently through therapy is that I needed time on my own to learn about me without any man involved. I think it did me good but I don't know your situation well enough to really comment.

    Friends with benefits only works if it is what both people want / need at the time. From what I've seen one friend usually ends up wanting more, its usually the girl. If you are addicted to it maybe you need some help to work out why you keep getting into these relationships. My opinion from what you wrote, I may be wrong.

    I love your writing and your cartoons. I'm sure French Bean will be in touch soon, I hear they have internet cafes and everything in Europe now :0)

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  2. my secons word was hugs, it went missing!

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  3. AMEN - BFFs DO make better boyfriends than men. :)

    I think you owe yourself a warm bath and a piece of chocolate tonight. :)

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  4. Ahh. Yes.

    Been there done some.

    Hope things getter better for you!

    And I second the chocolate.

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  5. Yep. That all sucks. I hope you feel better soon.

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  6. There's a lot of man-hate going on around here :(

    We're not all bad you know.

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  7. Hanny--I'm 53 and single, and I wanted it that way. Not that I expect every woman to think the way I do, but it always worries me me I hear young woman worry about being single. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING SINGLE!! You're a complete person, just as you are. Don't mistake feeling lonely for "I'm not okay being single"; you are just yearning for something in "addition" to you.
    Hugs Karen

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  8. p.s. Fizzee--it's not man-hating; it's just pain being expressed, that's all.

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  9. Mrs. Midnite: Same here I will not use certain companies because of the adverts as well. I'm sorry to hear about the relationship, I know it takes a while.
    As for the friends with benefits that is getting under control now, and thank you! I will soon put more cartoons up. Hopefully French bean gets back on soon to tell us about her arrival to France.

    Tricia: Chocolate is always the best! I think I will buy some today ^_^

    Sotepop: Thanks! Yes things are better now.

    Invader Stu: Thanks ^^

    fizzee rascal: Not man hate. I know all guys are different, it's just the once who have not gained wisdom on life yet. Eventually they will become more knowledgable and realize some of their mistakes. :)

    Karen: You are one very confident woman. Eventually I'll get past my phase and become just as confident ^_^

    Thanks everyone for your comments. I am doing much better and addition to that I have a new job! which makes me absolutely happy!

    Hanny the coffee bean

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  10. As an answer to the whole friends-with-benefits things and rotten guys, I have a suggestion...

    ABSTINENCE! :D

    For a few months after starting to date at least. Tell them NO SEX and see what happens. The good ones will stick around, the rotten ones will hightail it in the other direction before anyone gets hurt. :)

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  11. RandomRambler: That is exactly what I do and to my surpirse a lot of them stick around :D

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  12. @Coffee Bean: 'tis a good sign! :D

    @French Bean: Yay! We're eagerly awaiting an update. :)

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