As I was browsing the internet over the Starbucks website, I came across an interestingly-named product.
But not me.
You wanna know why?
Because the damned bagel is called a CHONGA bagel.
And that cracks me up.
See, being a native of South Florida, when I was in middle school, I was a witness to a phenomenon in which 90% of the girls my age would emulate a fashion style that is known as "Chonga." This trend is a mixture between ghetto-fabulous and gaudy flea market bling.
For a more thorough explanation, please take a moment to watch the video that I've embedded in this post.
(In case you were wondering if I was ever a Chonga, then I have clearly not done a good job at conveying my nerdy personality through my blog posts.)
Looking at the photo of the Chonga bagel, I naturally had to do this:
Mmm. Chongalicious Chonga Bagel is Chongalicious.
Barb the (still sick and delirious) French Bean