To My Annoyance...

The screaming lady from the commercial still keeps coming up on tv every 5 seconds.



My supposed "best" guy friend keeps being hot and cold with me.

My ex-boyfriend appears every now and then making it nearly impossible to forget his betrayal.

Lovebugs seem to enjoy having sex on my head.

I want to go to an event, but I hate that I always go alone.

I feel like crying over the stupid men in my life (and I'm single).

One of my roommates criticizes my cooking and I want to bitch slap her sometimes.

Someone once said that they liked me and there is no effort on their part to show that.

Someone said they missed me, but STILL does not make an effort to see me.

I'm getting worked up over trash. Lo que no sirve se bota (Translation: what is not of use, you throw it away).

I look pretty for nothing.

I miss French Bean, but she will not get Internet until she is fully settled in.

I get hit on by desperate fools.

I feel like killing every lovebug and if not torturing works. It's always fun to see them clinging unto my car for dear life.

I keep counting calories and working out and I STILL do not see any results.

I want to be famous, but my writing is still amateur.

I had a guy feed me a fake story of his break-up with his girlfriend, all so he can get into my pants.

I woke up at 7:30am and I had nothing to do.

People still make signs with misspellings.

My lady best friends make better "boyfriends" than all the real boyfriends I've ever had.

I do not want to be friends with benefits, but I am an addict to it.

I end up getting hurt in friends with benefits.

There is a thread coming out of my top and I have no scissors to cut it off.

This post has no drawn pictures by me.

This post contains a video of the very thing that annoys the hell out of me. fml.

Hanny the coffee bean

(note: the video of the crazy lady is not mine)