Me, My Thoughts, and I

On a daily basis, I spend a lot of my time on my own. It really is not a bad thing, but sometimes it is when you have no one to talk to. So sometimes when I spend my time thinking, my beloved thoughts tend to answer me back. I know it sounds psychologically insane, but I'm not the only one who does it...


So I think.

[When I was walking on campus]

Me: Look at that weird guy with the red striped t-shirt and hat.

Thoughts: OMG! I just found waldo.

[When going to the gym]

Me: I hope that guy is not my ex...

Thoughts: Look down, this one has a butt.

[At home]

Me: Bleh, test tomorrow...

Thoughts: Bowling, anyone?

[On the computer]

Me: I need a job

Thoughts: I am hungry...
Stomach: Feed Meeeeeee grrr

[In class, looking at Biology slides and falling asleep]

Me: Is that cake?

Thoughts: No that's the pancreas
Me: Oh. It looked like cake...

[Staring at a guy]

Me: Talk to me...talk to me...talk to me.

Thoughts: I think you have a booger hanging from your nose.
Me:*freaks out*

[Bar-hopping]

Me: It's cookie monster!

Thoughts: ....(buzzed from all the alcohol)

[At the computer lab]

Me: That looks like my ex...except for the hair. Hmm maybe if I cut it, it will look like him.
Thoughts: Um. This one has boobs...
Me: O_o It's a girl?!
Thoughts: Yeah...They look a like don't they...
Me: *Feels nauseated*

Yes, my thoughts are extremely weird...


Hanny the coffee bean