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Monday, September 6, 2010

The Weather's Taunting Me

More often than not, I awake to a sky that beckons me with its promising blue skies. The inviting light of this sky urges me to join it quickly and deliberately lulls me into believing that a wonderful day is in store for me!





There is no use reasoning with me once I am duped into thinking that not a single drop of rain could possibly fall from the heavens. I only reflect on how "difficult" it would be to spend my time walking around with my cumbersome Umbrella. Plus, the Umbrella in question is covered with multi-colored polka dots. Très chic, non? But it simply would not go with what I have chosen to wear. The Umbrella has to stay behind.





I do not heed my Umbrella's sage advice. I only think of the present. I happily skip outside. I enter into this carefree state of sunshine nirvana. I come alive as I bask in the glowing rays of the warm golden orb. Nothing could possibly ruin my day.


Yet, more often than not, this state of elation brusquely alters in a split second. The Weather takes advantage of the absence of my Umbrella to teach me a lesson.




Each drop that pelts upon my skin feels like a poignant dart of embarrassment! Thousands of wet bullets pound down on me as I screech hysterically like a mating cat and dash for shelter. My hands cover my hair to offer what little protection they can; it is futile because it doesn't do much. My once-bouncy curls now lay matted and plastered to my forehead. I am forced to return home.














Well-played, Rain. Well-played indeed.


Lesson learned: ALWAYS listen to your Umbrella.


Barb the French