One morning, I woke up to a very special job offer. I decided to accept it and to tell Coffee Bean the good news about my position.
"Well, it looks like I'm the new Minister of Transport for Holland."
"What?! How did that happen?"
"Invader Stu declared himself King of Holland and asked me to be the Minister of Transport."
Hey, anything is possible on the internet, people.
I even have a pathetically good reason to explain such a change: it would reduce bike pollution and bring down the cost of having to fish them out from canals when the locals toss them in the water.
Be sure to head on over to Invading Holland and check out Invader Stu's accident-prone antics as he discovers and learns about the Dutch way of life. You'll wonder why he hasn't been crowned King yet (it might have something to do with his Speculoos addiction).
Barb the French Bean