Wanted: My Humor

WANTED


Name: Humor Jones
Owner: Coffee Bean
Height: 2 ft. 1 in.
Weight: 2 lbs
Hair Color: He has no hair
Eye Color: He has no eyes
Date last seen: 01/01/11
This humor is quite dangerous! He was last seen wearing a 'I'm Da Bitch' shirt and riding a unicorn. He may be distinguished by the Harry Potter scar on his forehead. He may try to disguise himself as a coffee bean...So coffee drinkers please be careful! If you happen to see him, do not catch him, call my assistant, shitpoo . If caught, you may be in danger of peeing your pants, the use of vulgarity, a highly disturbing way of thinking, laughing by yourself making you seem crazy to other people, the "weirdo" status, and seeming "high." There will be a generous reward for who ever finds him.

If you still have no idea of what my humor is capable of, please click here.
If that still doesn't seem twisted enough, click here.

Please, bring him alive!!

Hanny the coffee bean

This is Why I Should Never Test a Post

TESTING 1...2...

The other day I came across a new blogging site, which to my surprise caught my attention. I was enthralled by what the site had to offer bloggers, and so I decided to give it a test drive. Well this test drive turned out to be interesting because unlike my other posts, I did not have an initial plan to the test post.

I tested the photo, drawing, video, audio, link, and all the features the site had to offer, but when the time came to test out the writing portion, that is when I realized that I should never test a post.

Not having anything planned out for a post, I decided to talk about shitpoo. If you would like to read more about shitpoo, please click here.

Yes, that is correct. I said shitpoo...

Trust me, it is a fascinating story as to how I came up with shitpoo, and though I was not using it for comedy purposes, it got a few laughs.

So why should I never test a post? because it leads to me writing drunk sentences, posting random cartoons, and coming up with words such as shitpoo.

Hanny the coffee bean

p.s. If I misspelled something, I'm sorry it is late (and no I'm not drunk).