Saturday, December 10, 2011

The Living Dead Unicorn

I have come to the conclusion that I should never EVER write a book. As I mentioned to Barb earlier today, my book would be a horror story with commercials.

Yes, commercials....


in writing and drawing. If you still do not follow as to what I mean by commercials, allow me to demonstrate the following book idea.

My epic book of awesomeness: The living dead unicorn.













Need anymore proof as to why I should not write a book?

(English majors/Professional writers/Grammar critics...save the red ink I know half this whole post would be oozing in red).

(This "book" is mine and the idea is mine. Don't copy!)

-Hanny the coffee bean

Posted by The Beans at 8:05 PM
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6 comments:

  1. Barb the French BeanDecember 10, 2011 at 11:30 PM

    This year, I will get you a red pen for Christmas. Bimbo with an apostrophe S? You're lucky I'm NOT part of that rioting crowd in the audience...

    Also: ROFL!!! XD

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  2. Barb the French BeanDecember 10, 2011 at 11:41 PM

    By the way...isn't what you've described called a magazine? :P

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  3. Hanny the coffee beanDecember 10, 2011 at 11:42 PM

    Which is why I shouldn't be writing books in the first place (why do you think I'm studying for MAGAZINE journalism? XD)

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  4. Etoile OyeDecember 10, 2011 at 11:58 PM

    lol. good laugh. You should copyright the idea and write the book...

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  5. Hanny the coffee beanDecember 11, 2011 at 9:42 PM

    Etoile: If I were to write the book a lot of people would be scared to be near me, thinking I'm some crazy wacko. XD

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  6. Invader_StuDecember 12, 2011 at 4:44 AM

    I don't know what it is but I'm hoping their is a unicorn in a hole under my Christmas tree this year.

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