On a daily basis, I spend a lot of my time on my own. It really is not a bad thing, but sometimes it is when you have no one to talk to. So sometimes when I spend my time thinking, my beloved thoughts tend to answer me back. I know it sounds psychologically insane, but I'm not the only one who does it...
So I think.
Me: Look at that weird guy with the red striped t-shirt and hat.
[When going to the gym]
Me: I hope that guy is not my ex...
Me: Bleh, test tomorrow...
[On the computer]
Me: I need a job
Stomach: Feed Meeeeeee grrr
[In class, looking at Biology slides and falling asleep]
Me: Is that cake?
Me: Oh. It looked like cake...
[Staring at a guy]
Me: Talk to me...talk to me...talk to me.
Me: It's cookie monster!
[At the computer lab]
Me: That looks like my ex...except for the hair. Hmm maybe if I cut it, it will look like him.
Thoughts: Um. This one has boobs...
Me: O_o It's a girl?!
Thoughts: Yeah...They look a like don't they...
Me: *Feels nauseated*
Yes, my thoughts are extremely weird...
Hanny the coffee bean