Thursday, August 19, 2010

Me, My Thoughts, and I

On a daily basis, I spend a lot of my time on my own. It really is not a bad thing, but sometimes it is when you have no one to talk to. So sometimes when I spend my time thinking, my beloved thoughts tend to answer me back. I know it sounds psychologically insane, but I'm not the only one who does it...


So I think.


[When I was walking on campus]

Me: Look at that weird guy with the red striped t-shirt and hat.
Thoughts: OMG! I just found waldo.

[When going to the gym]

Me: I hope that guy is not my ex...
Thoughts: Look down, this one has a butt.

[At home]

Me: Bleh, test tomorrow...
Thoughts: Bowling, anyone?

[On the computer]

Me: I need a job
Thoughts: I am hungry...
Stomach: Feed Meeeeeee grrr

[In class, looking at Biology slides and falling asleep]

Me:
Is that cake?
Thoughts: No that's the pancreas
Me: Oh. It looked like cake...

[Staring at a guy]

Me: Talk to me...talk to me...talk to me.
Thoughts: I think you have a booger hanging from your nose.
Me:*freaks out*

[Bar-hopping]

Me: It's cookie monster!
Thoughts: ....(buzzed from all the alcohol)

[At the computer lab]

Me: That looks like my ex...except for the hair. Hmm maybe if I cut it, it will look like him.
Thoughts:
Um. This one has boobs...
Me:
O_o It's a girl?!
Thoughts: Yeah...They look a like don't they...
Me: *Feels nauseated*

Yes, my thoughts are extremely weird...


Hanny the coffee bean

5 comments:

  1. Sounds like you live in my head! :)

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  2. LOL!

    By the way, Avatar was amazing for the visuals if nothing else. Although I did see it 3D at an imax theatre. It made my artistic side drool.

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  3. LOL, my thoughts and your thoughts should get together and do stand up. My thoughts tend to be negative and butchy though at least yours have a sense of humour not just sarcasm.

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  4. I see that your thoughts are boob man.

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